From the sometimes occupied news desks of the IOTA news team, covering issues that America does not care about Two Hoots, or One IOTA!
SNIP has more than 100 members now across the country, and they have participated in other walks around the country for a number of years, building the organization from the original five founding members. Here they are seen leading the Women’s March on Washington.
Here, seen in an early photo – about 25 years ago – the founding members as pictured at their initial organizational meeting which was held the local Methodist church.
It was moved from the Baptist church because, as the Baptist church secretary stated it, “They were just a little bit… Odd.” The Lutherans were open to providing a space but the church basement was booked three months out by the Ladies Aide, Women’s Circle, and Quilting Club.
Seen at the inaugural organizational meeting of SNIP from left to right are Karen Holfritz, Karen Writin, Karen Wrong and Karen Gilbertson, Not pictured because she was taking the photo is Marly’s McDivitt.
The members of Solutions for New Intercourse Protections (SNIP) have determined that, to resolve the continued debate and anger over abortion decisions, the best way to go is to provide government-funded vasectomies for all males when entering puberty.
When it was pointed out that puberty varies in males. Some as early as 9 and others as late as fourteen years old. Spokesperson responded, “Well, if we do nine-year-olds, then we’d make sure we got everyone and not let any slip by.”
*The photo of the inaugural organizational meeting of SNIP from left to right: Karen Holfritz, Karen Writin, Karen Rongin, and Karen Gilbertson, is fictitious and does not actually depict women named Karen Holfritz, Karen Writin, Karen Rongin, and Karen Gilbertson; rather, this photo was torn from the web pages of Mathed.net and actually depicts the 2014-2015 PAEMST Awardees Lisa Bejarano, Carrie Jordan, Dawn Bauer, & Jessica Noffsinger. There really is no Marlys McDivitt taking this photo. Well, we assume the photographer is not named Marlys McDivitt – Because that would be frickin wild!
