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League making Baseball Games Boring’er

After 157 years of organized professional baseball, those in the know—the advertisers—decided the game needed more excitement and shorter games.

League making Baseball Games Shorter

After playing organized, professional baseball, America’s pastime, since 1869, the powers that be, whomever that be, decided that the gamehad

Area Man complains Solar Panels, or Sun are Faulty

A Man complains Solar Panels, or Sun are Faulty An area man has been complaining to anyone and everyone who

Area Man won’t sell to AI company for Data Center

Area man says he will not sell his land to the AI companies just so they can build a Data

Area man can only remember every other day.

Area man Edgar Eidelson woke up last Thursday morning and could not recall what had happened on Wednesday. He could

ICE Agents Attempting to find Gate “C” at Hartsfield-Jackson – Still HERE

ICE Agents are on the job, getting acquainted with their new environs and getting comfortable not wearing masks. Here we

Emei Mustache toad; Leptobrachium boringii

Emei Mustache: Leptobrachium boringii The Emei Mustache toad is an endemic species to China found in Sichuan, Guizhou, Hunan, and

SCOTUS Rules Up Shall be Down Henceforth

From the sometimes occupied news desks of the IOTA news team, covering issues America does not care about—Two Hoots, or

Trump feared to have Andy Rooney Syndrome

From the sometimes occupied news desks of the IOTA news team, covering issues that America does not care about Two

Another Scourge Across America, The Race to Cure EOTS

This reporter has stumbled upon yet another severe and potentially fatal national outbreak, and I suggest we contact the authorities

Exciting News from Moon City Realty

Announcing the opening of Moon City Realty Following Elon Musk’s announcement that he plans to focus on a city on

Man Almost Sneezes for Two Weeks

From the sometimes occupied news desks of the IOTA news team, covering issues that America does not care about Two

Solutions for New Intercourse Protections (SNIP) to promote Vasectomies for Pubescent males

From the sometimes occupied news desks of the IOTA news team, covering issues that America does not care about Two

Walter Cronkite, where art thou?

Where Art thou, Walter Cronkite? Probably in the same place, doing the same thing as Brinkley, Huntley and Murrow –

Creating the News

In the latest NEWS FLASH, the wonderful, witty, and some might say a little bit wacky Alex Witt -Alexia Wittenovia,

Powerful Pompous Petty Press Cutting Costs?

The push for news departments to turn a profit has cut resources for foreign coverage, reduced the number of foreign

The Art of Domeninci Lada Di Da Va Vinci Mendaro Epstein.

Diane’s Bare-Hearted Glass Frog – Hyalinobatrachium dianae

Diane’s Bare-Hearted Glass Frog; Hyalinobatrachium dianae. Diane’s Bare-Hearted Glass Frog; It’s not easy being green…Or a transparent frog… recently discovered

Giant Australian Cuttlefish; Ascarosepion apama

Giant Australian Cuttlefish; Ascarosepion apama This massive mollusk is a cephalopod, like its brethren, octopuses, squid, and nautili. Like the

Devil’s Hole Pupfish; Cyprinodon diabolis

Devil’s Hole Pupfish; Cyprinodon diabolis The Devils Hole Pupfish lives in a deep limestone cave in Nevada. This entire population

Black-Naped Pheasant-Pigeon; Otidiphaps nobilis insularis

Black-Naped Pheasant-Pigeon; Otidiphaps nobilis insularis Winner of the world’s longest game of hide and seek!!! It’s humanity’s turn to hide!

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