Breaking news now. It has just been reported that ICE has developed an ultra-secret code. The ultra-secret, hush-hush, don’t even tell your wife or your husband or your mistress code has, in fact, been broken only now, after many, many minutes of code-breaking.
Just one quick diversion for this reporter. If men have mistresses, what do women have? A master? More on this breaking story. Later.
This photo was taken secretly by a source this reporter cannot divulge. It is a bit grainy, but it clearly shows the secret four-finger code being flashed by the ICE agents.
Although this may not be as cryptic as the infamous German Enigma Machine was during WWII, and they don’t need the brave American Native Code Talkers as was so vital in the war effort,
When asked what the code literally meant, our undercover, undisclosed code breakers, who had confided in this and another reporter that accidentally overheard us, said that, when deciphered, this code clearly means. “Help us. We need our masks! TSA agents are pissed.”
As for this reporter, I just know I can sleep better at night, knowing we’ve got such fierce folks on our side. Go TSA!
