From the sometimes occupied news desks of the IOTA news team, covering issues that America does not care about Two Hoots, or One IOTA!
After assigning a team of crack investigators to watch the complete Murder She Wrote series on the Great American Family channel Merrick Garland held a news conference reporting the opening of a case posthumously into Jessica Fletcher.
Even though some notes on the series were lost due to pizza stains and spills of beer and wine over the weekend while watching, Garland said there is good evidence to move forward.
It appears that the team was able to document over 260 possible killings, making Jessica Fletcher the worst serial killer in American history.
When pressed, Mr. Garland also said it was probable for other investigations to be opened into a myriad of police organizations that provided Mrs. Fletcher with unprecedented and possibly inappropriate or illegal access to the murder cases being investigated, allowing Mrs. Fletcher to manipulate cases cleverly.
Iota news is sure to stay on top of this case, as it will probably move cases like ex-presidential misappropriation of classified materials, espionage and attempted coup de tat to the back burner.
