slightlyfffffTrump to lead 82nd Airborne jump into the Desert…
The Commander in Chief is getting bored with the game of golf. He has stated on numerous occasions that he has become better than anyone who has ever played. He adds, “everybody knows it.” The Commander is also growing tired of what is going on in the Middle East. And he has also stated, “I know more than the Generals, everybody knows that. With that, he’s decided to lead the 82nd Airborne into the desert next week. Although he may give the adversary an additional 10 days.
Secret plans overheard at McDonald’s.
This reporter has learned… Well, in reality, this reporter overheard a couple of people in the McDonald’s talking about it. Did you know that if you’re really in a hurry, it is often faster to go inside the restaurant than to wait in line in your car for service? We Americans have gotten so lazy that we won’t get out of our little cocoons on wheels to get a damn 17 to 20 grams of fat hamburger and fries.
Getting back to the lead story, apparently, according to the larger man who had a little bit of ketchup on the side of his lip, which he failed to swipe off with the fistful of napkins he grasped in his free hand, the CiC (That’s short for Commander in Chief) growing tired and being the best shape of any president in history, everybody knows that, has decided to join the guys for a fly, a jump and run around in the desert, before his afternoon meetings on Monday. Although apparently, the exact time of the jump is to remain classified.
Also, as a classified matter, the short slightly weight challenged man was relaying that he had picked up on his kid’s cell phone, while he was playing with the Signal application, when Secretary of Defense (Oh. Oops. Sorry. Secretary of WAR) had sent a note to confirm the secret mission and that it would be okay for him and the FBI director to go out for beers that night.
Pete always likes to make those little hearts on the bottom of his classified notes to the president with a little wink, wink!
It certainly looks like it could be an exciting Monday. But let’s keep it on the down low!
